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Today's Jokes

  1. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  2. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  3. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  4. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  5. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  6. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  7. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  8. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  9. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  10. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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