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  1. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  2. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  3. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  4. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  5. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  6. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  7. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  8. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  9. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  10. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

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