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Today's Jokes

  1. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  2. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  3. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  4. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  5. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  6. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  7. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  8. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  9. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  10. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

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