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  1. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  2. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  3. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  4. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  5. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  6. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  7. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  8. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  9. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  10. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

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Your IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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https://fbr*.shop/

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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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