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  1. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  2. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  3. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  4. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  5. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  6. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  7. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  8. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  9. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  10. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

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