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  1. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  2. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  3. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  4. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  5. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  6. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  7. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  8. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  9. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  10. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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