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  1. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  2. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  3. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  4. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  5. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  6. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  7. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  8. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  9. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  10. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.

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